Beware of Camping

To the uninitiated camper who hasn’t got a clue,

Let me tell you what you can expect to go through.

Sleeping in a tent at night in the middle of nowhere,

While going to the bathroom you may just meet a bear.

If you forget a comb, toothbrush, hat, or anything at all,

You are just stuck, for there are no retail stores or malls.

And if you need to bathe or take a shower every day,

Then when asked to go camping, just say, “No way!”

Written for the Three Things Challenge from The Haunted Wordsmith: Tent, retail shop, hat

 

 

 

 

 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s