To the uninitiated camper who hasn’t got a clue,
Let me tell you what you can expect to go through.
Sleeping in a tent at night in the middle of nowhere,
While going to the bathroom you may just meet a bear.
If you forget a comb, toothbrush, hat, or anything at all,
You are just stuck, for there are no retail stores or malls.
And if you need to bathe or take a shower every day,
Then when asked to go camping, just say, “No way!”